Why I like belts

You know you never really think about belts that much. Some places where you work its required. I use them because im a simi-fat ass and my job requires business casual. Well I was dropping a few friends off at the pool (taking a Crap), when I undone my belt and was unbuttoning my pants when the button fell off in my hand and my pants hit the floor. I was shocked let me tell you. Im just glad I wasn't in a public area in San Francisco. I was pissed but then I realized. Hey I can sow this back on. Im just thankful that I had a belt. Now my pants won't fall off while working and everyone where I work would have to see my ass.
Thank Mr. Belt.
Thank you.