Here it is shit head

Well My good friend Tony who has made multiple comments about how my posts some times deal with issues of feces. Well I was only doing that as a public service to bring attention to the fact that we live with nasty bathrooms. But no. Tony wanted to be an asshole and try to take the heat off of his issues. You see..Tony is a closet homosexual. He is this way because of his father. His Father is Booger from revenge of the nerds.

Now with such a famous father you would think that Tony would have the best. But no. Tony ran off his father being a shit head. His father left. Tony trying to reconnect to with his father took the name geek god. But it was no use. He is still a closet homosexual and is still trying to reconnect to a father who wants nothing to do with him because all he talks about is going to watch Barbra Streisand Broadway musicals. Tony...Get help.


Blogger Winning Loser said...

Wow... just wow. I never thought anyone would find out the truth. And most of all Joe, thank you for letting people know I am in the closet. Well I am not anymore honey. And you, you big sexy man, I could just give you a big 'ole kiss and a hand job for liberating me.

10:34 AM  
Blogger Emperor Joe said...

Well honey Im glad your liberated but I think you need to talk to Peaches about your needs. Im sure he will help you out. See dumb ass you forget im not gay.

10:43 AM  
Blogger Winning Loser said...

I know you aren't gay Joe Honey! Puh-leze, I just wanted you to know that the truth is I love you and always have. Marry Me!

10:48 AM  
Blogger Emperor Joe said...

Get help you dumb ass. You need to get over this "I hate my dad" thing you have going.

10:53 AM  
Blogger Winning Loser said...

Maybe, could I just call you daddy instead then? I know that would make me feel MUCH better.

10:54 AM  
Blogger Master Foley said...

is this a lover's quarrel

11:46 AM  
Blogger Winning Loser said...

Okay, all kidding aside, technically with the comments about Joe's love of shit, I am only stating what he himself tells us everytime we visit his blog, and I quote "Just me Bitching and talking about shit.

12:22 PM  
Blogger Mimi said...

Now, you two kiss and make up. =)

1:12 PM  
Blogger Drew said...

If your name starts with Winning and ends in Loser. You need to get help. Shitting is an everyday occurance, if not you may want to go get that checked out. While you are getting that checked out you might as well ask for a psychiatric evaluation.

2:44 PM  
Blogger Metalheadvette said...

I dont know i think you might want to talk to the Drunken Master, I think he seems more of that type of person then the Emporer. Plus he has the right to talk about crap. You know how the bathrooms get, he is trying to help.
Sorry Mike about the Comment about you, just joking. As for you Geek God, just dont tell people about your gay midget porn collection, it might make you look bad.

2:44 PM  
Blogger Winning Loser said...

I don't keep gay midget porn, I do keep straight midget porn. Most comical stuff I have ever seen.

10:47 AM  
Blogger Dysfunctional Deacon Peck said...

Ahem...ahem...now, the Deacon knows he's been a way a while, but, all this is too much for me to handle....two of my sons have come out and are having a quarrel...heres an idea, why don't you both just apologize to each other and take your daddy out to eat...I'm still hungry....LOLLOLLOL.........

1:26 PM  
Blogger Metalheadvette said...

Man Deacon, if your are there daddy then I feel sorry for you. I would have just shot them at birth. Who would want kids like them?

3:17 PM  
Blogger Kristin said...

BoogerBtw, if you think bathrooms are bad here, you should go to Europe.

4:51 PM  

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