Gmail Invites

Ok here is the deal. I have like 48 invites. All my geek budies already have a gmail account. The rest of my Non-tech geek friends could give a shit. if you dont' have one and you want an email with a 1 gig limit for free this is what you need to do.
1. Write me a Joe.collett@gmail.com
2. Give me 3 good reasons why you want one.
3 Make me laugh.

If you can do all 3 of these which the first 2 isnt' hard..its the 3rd on that you might need to work on. You can get your very own gmail account.